Darth Wader's Happy Sphere

Ok… writing……writing.

happysphere — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:27:48 +0000

Well its been a while since I posted a post. I thought I’d give my legions of reader an update.

Thanksgiving took a lot out of me. My brother was in the hospital with renal failure (gee thanks God!), and my son has an ear and chest infection (once again, you da man!).

Happy Sphere update;

Weapon systems aboard the Happy Sphere are at 90%, Com and propulsion are nominal. The source for the anomalous vermouth to vodka and gin levels has been discovered, someone in sector 7G was drinking vermouth on the rocks. The individual was summarily executed.

End communication.

Im not clever when writing

happysphere — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:04:36 +0000

But I do have fun with photoshop

Happy Halloweeen!

Bold New Republican Strategy; Failing Before The Election.

happysphere — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:12:31 +0000

John McCain has once again playing as a mavrick as he parts ways with Bush and has decided to fail before the election. While some may chalk the poll numbers up to Obama running a great campaign, I believe McCain deservses some fair credit for the effort he has put into not getting elected.

One only has to look at the last debate to appreciate how hard McCain is trying to fail. Rude and condecending remarks and actions like “that one” and walking off without shaking, while knowing we don’t want a petty commander-in-cheif. Waffling on his strongest issue national defence. Saying he’s a mavrick and doing a bad imatation of Ronald Regan. All in all the debate showed McCain’s strong commitment to failure.

Another tally on the GOP’s history of nominating failures and another tally on McCain’s history of not being president.

Riz Crackers

happysphere — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:24:51 +0000

mmm…..sacrelicious

Sneezing, the unavoidable prayer

happysphere — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:02:45 +0000

It kinnda bothers me when someone says “bless you” after I sneeze. I never really know how to reply. I don’t really think that I’m in my death throes or any other peril that would need a blessing. Besides even if I were I don’t think I would benefit from it.

When someone else sneeze I am at more of a loss. Sometimes I’ll say “bless you” purely on reflex. Sometimes I just ignore it, but I feel kind of rude doing so.

I’d like to know what you think, please take my poll and feel free to add comments
Poll: Does it bother you when someone says “Bless you” after you sneeze?

Worried about McCain and Palin, well stop

happysphere — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:28:12 +0000

I like most people have been worried about McCain and Palin. Really the scenario I most worry about is they get elected, and then she preforms some sort of soul stealing or mind control ritual on McCain (assuming he has either left at the end of the campaign). I guess its more likely that he will slip in the shower while she’s looking for the Orb of K’Thul. In any event I guess what I’m worried the most about is having Palin in control of the country. Her legacy as mayor and governor show that we may look back on the Bush-Cheney administration as the “good ol’ days” when government was more transparent.

But on the other hand we must remember that McCain has a very long history of not being president.

I am the Gatekeeper are you the Keymaster?

Wow

happysphere — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:31:51 +0000

I can’t believe they finaly switched it on. Its not everyday that the grandest scientific experiment goes online. I can wait to start hearing to wonders that this machine will discover. What technologies will this lead to? What questions will it answer? What new questions will it pose?

This day may not be a date that will be remembered like July 20th 1969, but it will be a day that changes to world.

Still there are those that are fearful of what it will do. Their fear are unfounded but it does beg the question why are people afraid of science?

Science has been misused; nuclear bombs, bio and chemical weapons. This is not a problem with science, it is a problem with humanity. When fire fas first created, Im sure there were those who huddled in the dark out of fear of this new discovery. We must not let our fears overshadow our curiosity and spirit of discovery.

Here are some of the things it is predicted to find.

The Atheists

happysphere — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:34:44 +0000

“Terrifying”- Jerry Falwell

In a world where people believe everything they are told, the scariest thing is someone who doesn’t

It sounded fun 2 years ago

happysphere — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:00:37 +0000

I truly do love elections, and I also love the Olympics. Both come a round every four years, and I look forward to them with anticipation each time.

Then they arrive and the reality sets in; bad calls by referees and bad decisions by voters. Then the allegations of cheating (most likely well founded in both).

Then the repetition sets it; how many times can I watch them run in a circle, how many times can I see that ad. The Olympics luckily end before really turning me sour. Then its just the election.

Then the dirt flies; attack ads, name calling, ad hominem attacks. After months of wading through the sewage it really becomes hard to care anymore, but we do. We trudge through any weather, and wait in long lines. We punch the holes in the cards, go home and watch the results.

With both democracy and athletic competition, the highest ideals of each is why we all care. Even when those ideas become veiled, it is our collective belief in those ideals that keeps us coming back.

Well this is a let down

happysphere — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:06:46 +0000

I go and create the most heavily armed blog in the world, capable of destroying other blogs, and I still haven’t gotten one comment, most likely because no one is reading it. Someone told me I would get readers if I posted something worth reading. I don’t see how if no one is reading it anyways, how would they know if I have posted anything worth reading.

Besides being insightful is hard.